Waiter, waiter! there is a fly in my soup.

वर्ल्डकपका कारण आजकल ब्लगमा लेख्ने समय फुटबलले ‘खान’ थालेको छ । यता ब्लगमा “टि टाईम जोक” नराखेको पनि धेरै भएछ । त्यसैले आज केही रमाइला ठट्टाहरु राख्ने जमर्को गर्दैछु ।

प्रश्न एउटै भएपनि त्यसका जबाफ भने भिन्न भिन्न र धेरै हुन सक्छन् । त्यस्तै एउटै प्रश्नका भिन्न भिन्न र रमाईला जबाफहरु आजको टि टाईममा। यो पुरै संकलनमा सुरुको प्रश्न भने एउटै छन, तर तीनका जबाफ सायदै हामीले सोचेजस्तो होला । ल हेर्नुस् त रेस्टुरेण्टमा सुपमा झीँगा परेपछी सोधिने प्रश्न र तीनका शानदार जबाफहरु :

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Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !.
Don't worry sir that spider on your bread will soon get him !.

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Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir...

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Waiter, waiter! There's a dead fly in my soup.
Yes, sir, they can't stand the boiling water.

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Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !
Don't worry sir, they don't eat much !.

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Waiter, there is a dead fly swimming in my soup !
Don't be silly, dead flies can't swim !.

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Waiter, there's a fly on my soup.
Don't worry sir, there is no extra charge.

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Waiter, there is a small fly in my soup.
I'm sorry sir, would you like me to get you a bigger one ? .

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Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup !
Yes sir, it's the heat that kills them !.

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Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup ?
It looks like it's learning to swim sir .

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Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.

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Waiter, there are two flies in my soup !
That's alright sir, have the extra one on me ! .

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Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup !
Oh no, who will look after his family !.

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Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
What do you expect for 200 Rupees - a live one? .

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Waiter, there's a fly in my soup !
Yes, it's the rotten meat that attracts them ! .

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Waiter, there is a fly in my soup.
I’m sorry sir, I didn’t know that you are vegetarian.

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Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup.
That’s all right, sir, he won’t drink much.

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र आखिरमा यो:

Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup !
Sorry sir, we're out of flies today !

बाँकी पछि…..

Happy Weekend !