दुईटा गाई र विश्व अर्थतन्त्र !

केही सत्यता, केही व्यंङ्ग्य र केही हाँसोले भरिएको यो परिभाषाहरुको सँगालोले चेनमेलको रुपमा सायद धेरै पटक पृथ्विको परिक्रमा गरिसकेको होला । विकिपीडियाका लेखहरुजस्तै बन्दै, थपिदैँ र कैयौं व्यक्तिहरुबाट सम्पादित हुँदै गएको यो "दुई गाई' को रोचक परिभाषा सायद ईन्टरनेटको पेजहरुमा पनि यत्र तत्र छन। कतै The Economies of Cows, कतै Two Cows Theory अनि Two Cow Economic Theory आदि नामले भेटिने यो परिभाषाको सँगालो आज आफ्नै कम्प्युटरको पुरानो फोल्डरमा भेटिएकोले सबै माझ बाँढदै छु ।

ल तपाई पनि हेर्नुस दुईवटा गाईले के कसरी संसारको भिन्न भिन्न देश, वाद र आर्थिक व्यबस्थालाई परिभाषीत गर्न सक्छ त:

Socialism
You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.

Communism
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and gives you some milk.

Fascism
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and sells you some milk.

Nazism
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.

Bureaucracy
You have 2 cows. The Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away.

Traditional Capitalism
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiples, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

An American Corporation
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.

A French Corporation
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

A Japanese Corporation
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them world-wide.

A German Corporation
You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.

An Italian Corporation
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A Russian Corporation
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have 5 cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A Swiss Corporation
You have 5,000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.

A Chinese Corporation
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

An Irish Corporation
You have two cows. You claim government subsidies for eight cows.

A British Corporation
You have two cows. Both are mad

Communism - Cambodian
You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you. Your family complains about your unfair death on Blogger.com, which is immediately blocked by the government.

Indian Society
You have two cows. You use them to do labor, provide milk, etc. until they no longer can, and then you worship them.

Anarcho-individualism of Nepal
You have two cows. The cows decide you have no right to have them and leave to form their own society.

Nepalese Maoism
You have two cows. The cows go on strike and barricade your doors, demanding cow supremacy.

Nepalese Society

You have two cows. They support two different political parties and never give milk to you saying you belong to the 'third party'.

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थप-थाप: (पाठक साथीहरुको कमेण्टमा प्राप्त नयाँ परिभाषाहरु) । कसैमाथी ठाडो प्रहार नहुने र गाली गलौज नभएको रमाइला व्यंङ्यात्मक परिभाषाहरु छन भने अरु पन थप्दै जानु होला ।

Dutch Corporation
You have two cows, both are lesbians and smoke weed. When you try to milk them, Bavaria comes out.

Nepali Monarchism

You have tow cows. You feed them but all the milk goes to palace.

Nepali Congress:

You have two cows. One wants to go to Delhi, other to Bihar.

CPN UML, Nepal

You have two cows. One is Lesbian and other is Gay.

Dautari Blog
You have tow cows. Both outdated. :)

Nepali Maoists:

You have one cow, one buffalo and a man. You kill and eat the cow making a party. You beat the man to death and confiscate his house and property and worship the buffalo.