Three Easy Way to Die:
1. Take a Cigar daily-You will die 10 years early.
2. Drink alcohol daily- You will die 20 years early
3. Love someone daily- You will die daily.
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One Liner
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.
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The best way to quit alcohol consumption:
Before marriage – drink only when you are sad.
After marriage- drink only when you are happy.
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Three fastest means of communication
- Tele-phone
- Tele-vision
- Tell-a- woman
Need still faster?, tell her not to tell anyone.
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Question/ Answer
Q: Why law does not allow a man to marry two women?
A: B’coz you can’t be punished twice for the same mistake.
And finally,
A man was boasting to his friend, “You know, I am a well known collector of antiques”.
His friend replied, “Yes I know, I have seen your wife!”.
3 Comments:
:)
friday afternoon at work was made lot easier with your jokes.
I do feel for Mormon's after reading this :)
(No offense to any Mormon, I was just going along the jokes)
no 3 is not correct ,
rest are very funy !
thank u hai Tharki dada .
जोक त रमाइलो लाग्यो। अरु त त्यस्तै हो "Before marriage – drink only when you are sad.After marriage- drink only when you are happy." हो त हो कि जस्तो लाग्यो।
ल है ठरकी सर घरमा कुचो खान तम्तयार भएर बसौं!
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